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I was watching a little football the other day when Mrs.Stupidman informed me she wanted a laptop for Christmas. Iasked her if she had any credit card capacity left and she,rather sharply I thought, advised me that she wanted me togive it to her as a gift and no, her purchase and my wrapping did not constitute a gift.She further informed me she would not write it on a littlepiece of paper and cram it into the large, overflowingpickle jar sitting atop the refrigerator labeled "honey dew". (That was a pretty good idea three years agobut I think the concept has run its course.)I told her I didn't have that kind of money and I thoughtwe would just exchange cards like we did last year.Then she hit me with www.yourfreelaptop.con (oops, a Freudian slip). This is a vertical referral program with 77 "levels" (they call it a ladder). A personjoins for $29 and after 77 more people join, the originalperson rejoins for another $29 and gets a laptop computer.I told her it was a scam and most of the entrants wouldnever see a laptop. (Greased Lightning and I had reviewedthe program almost a month ago when a friend, now formerfriend, recommended it.) We argued for a while over the value of the reentry and it became very clear this was the"hook" that was convincing some trustworthy netpreneurs topromote it.Let's say I started it and 77 people joined after me. Those 77 people each need 77 more people minus me (as Irejoined and received a computer) or a total of 5,928.Those 5,928 members each need 77 minus my 77 recruits (whoreentered and received their computers) for a new total of456,379. Finally, the 456,379 each need 77 members minusthe 5,928 happy laptop recipients for a data base bustingtotal of 35,135,255 members.You can take this example one more step and approach thepopulation of the world but I'm already impressed.Thirtyfive million members, that's like one eighth of thetotal population of the United States. That's likeadministering the Social Security program. At $29 a popit's more than a billion dollars and enables 6006 people(1 + 77 + 5,928) to purchase laptops for $58 each. Heckof a deal.This "ladder" won't last long but it won't need to. Thepeople who thought this up will be rich and I'll lose a fewmore "friends" for publicizing this. Worse yet, Mrs.Stupidman still wants a laptop but the only way she'll getit is if I sell more books. (I thought about putting thelink in here but it detracts from the message.)For the record, the people I've seen promoting it are honest, decent folk and truly believe they are providing awonderful benefit for their subscribers.-----------------------------------------------------------The Internet Adventures Of StupidmanYou can't angrily demand a refund if you don't buy it first.http://www.stupidmanok.com/sales.htm (no L) Stupidman's Occasional NewsletterI'll tell you secrets and try to keep you amusedhttp://www.stupidmanok.com/or.htmlCopyright 2002 Stupidman LLCIf you want to copy,publish or post this article, go ahead(less work for me). Unless you find some egregious spellingerrors don't rewrite this for me. If you republish let meknow where and when as I still get a charge seeing my stuffprinted by somebody else. mailto:[email protected] Article Tags: Each Need
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