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Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable{mso-style-name:"Table Normal";mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;mso-style-noshow:yes;mso-style-priority:99;mso-style-qformat:yes;mso-style-parent:"";mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt;mso-para-margin:0in;mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}Youknow that vampire fiction is serious stuff, right?Orat least it’s supposed to be.  Vampiredrink blood, worry about drinking blood, and often run into trouble whiletrying to drink blood.  These days theyalso chase underage girls who never smile, and sparkle when they get in thesunlight.AsI said, serious stuff.  You’re notsupposed to laugh at it, either.  Noteven a little.Vampire stories aren't about fun – they're about a dark atmosphere and thought-provokingmisery.Orat least they were.“The Thing In Stacey’s Garage” gleefully rips apartthe rules of traditional vampire fiction, giving you a completely crazy clashbetween a shotgun-wielding vampire and a foul-mouthed chupacabra!Ifyou’re looking for yet another slice of serious, darkly romantic vampirefiction… keep going.  This ain’t seriousbusiness at all.  Well, unless you’reStacey – and THEN it’s serious, because that nasty little chupacabra’s trashingall the cool stuff you’ve been collecting in your garage since the GreatDepression.Staceyain’t another Dracula clone, he’s certainly no Lestat, and he couldn’t broodlike Edward if he tried.  He’s a slimlittle vampire guitarist for an 80’s-style rock band – he’s also a loudmouth,loose cannon, and perpetual troublemaker.Unlikeso many of vampire fiction’s traditional characters, Stacey enjoys his immortality.  He LOVES being a vampire, in fact.Stacey is what so many of us would be if we becamevampires – the guy who says and does all the stuff we wish wecould, but can’t get away with.Wheremost vampire fiction is focused on the moral complications of being a vampire,“The Thing In Stacey’s Garage” ignores that old convention entirely.  It’s already been done by countless otherauthors, so why not go for something new?Instead,the story focuses on the kinds of situations a vampire can get himself into aworld populated by strange – and obnoxious – supernatural beings.  Like chupacabras.Ona warm summer evening, Stacey’s working on a big, ugly hot rod in his garage,and discovers an unwelcome visitor in his huge, barn-like garage – a creaturefar more dangerous than the raccoons who gave him rabies last week…Thefabled chupacabra proves to be far worse than the old legends say – the littlemonster’s hell-bent on destruction, chaos, and all-out mayhem!Take bad attitude and put it on two legs, and you’vegot the chupacabra… a terrible little being you won’t find in any otherpiece of vampire fiction.Endowedwith strength beyond his small size, lightning speed, and pheromones that screwa vampire’s senses – not to mention an uncanny ability for mimicry – andStacey’s got a full plate!  Afterblackmailing Tommy – his grouchy professor friend – into helping and arminghimself with his double-barreled shotgun, Stacey goes to war with his uninvitedguest…Becausewhether you’re a mortal or a centuries-old vampire, when you’re a man, youloudly and stupidly defend what belongs to you… even if you get killed in theprocess!Ifyou’re guessing this situation goes totally south, you’re right – shotgunshells, cans of bright pink paint, and crates of pornography are gonna beflying through the air before it’s all over!AsTommy says, “I came here with the intention of conducting a scientific investigation,and instead I’ve walked into a damned Gremlinsmovie.Oneof the things you always miss out on with traditional vampire fiction is thepotential for hilarious storytelling. What most authors – and readers – don’t realize is that vampiric strengthand endurance makes for tremendous slapstick comedy!Justimagine if the Three Stooges had been vampires!Forgetall about moral conundrums, sorrowful romances, and hiding from vampirehunters…“The Thing In Stacey’s Garage” has only one goal inmind –Entertain the holy hell out of you with thecraziest, most hilarious slice of vampire fiction you’ve ever seen – you’llliterally howl with laughter!Tobe perfectly honest with you – I can’t write lush gothic prose to save mybutt.  I’m not poetic and I look at theworld through a cartoonishly warped lens. BUT…Inspiredby wild action films like Desperadoand profanely thoughtful comedies like Clerks,I’ll give you an outrageously inventive laugh riot that’ll make you laugh sohard you’ll have to stop reading to catch your breath.I’mnot kidding – Louis Yannick from Calgary, Alberta, Canada just wrote me ane-mail telling me he had to do just that when he read “The Thing In Stacey’sGarage!”Ifyou’re tired of serious vampire fiction – or are looking for somethingsupernaturally outrageous and original – check out “The Thing In Stacey’sGarage.”  You’ll find it with 11 other talesof hilarious, unusual, and surprisingly human vampire fiction in Sex, Blood, & Rock ‘n Roll.Butyou won’t find it in any bookstore – this stuff’s a little too “rogue” forthat.  But you’ll be reading it withinthe next four minutes by following this link…Sex, Blood, & Rock ‘n RollExaltin the insanity of “The Thing In Stacey’s Garage” and see what vampire fictionis like when all of the old rules are kicked out the door!