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Torres del Paine is among the biggest of Chiles national parks, occupying almost 600,000 acres (242,000 ha) of land in the south on the border with Argentina. It is also among the most important, receiving a significant proportion of domes Like any American, traveling occasionally is just what I love doing and I bet you share the same stuff with me. But traveling does not mean that you would be safe. Escaping from our job and other stressful activities is just something that w
When you travel a lot it gives you the opportunity to stay in motels. Lots of motels. And Im learning very quickly which ones are the good ones and which ones are the ones you need to avoid like a polecat. Believe me, even in this day in time there are as many fleabag motels as there are fire ants, and if youre not careful you can easily find yourself in one. Like the one I found myself in recently where the showerhead was level with my chest. I honestly had to bend over so far to wash my hair that I felt like a human parentheses. Or the one that I stayed in a couple of months back that had a TV with maybe four viewable channels, and the remote had no batteries in it. Oddly enough, right there on the nightstand was a little sign telling you that they had batteries for sale in the lobby for only three dollars apiece. Isnt that classy? Because of experiences like that, Im going to do a little public service column for yall this week, and point out just what to do look for so that everyone can avoid all the fleabag and clip joint motels that are out there in travel land. Just consider the following: 1. If it costs less than thirty dollars a night for a room, avoid it like a beet casserole. Think about it - going to a movie nowadays costs maybe fifteen or twenty dollars for two people. Snacks like popcorn and cokes can easily double that cost. Altogether, a couple could very easily spend thirty dollars or so for a movie. Common sense tells me that any place that will let you stay overnight for less than it costs for two people to attend a movie has got to have something wrong with it. Maybe something major wrong with it, like a door that wont lock, or towels that smell like a bass. Just a hunch, mind you, but less than thirty, its gotta be dirty. Find another one. 2. If a motel deliberately misspells its name, avoid it like a cash strapped relative. Yall know the types Im talkin about - motels that have names like, Thriftee Inn, Sleepee Inn or something else disgustingly similar. The folks running those joints want you to think theyre one thing, but, when you lay down and find that Mr. Cockroach and his family are in bed with you, its too late. Hard to sleep when youre perched up on top of a nightstand for the rest of the evening. 3. A pay per the hour option is offered. No need to say a whole lot more about this, but if you still go ahead and book one of these joints youll find that the bed in the room is in real bad shape, but the furniture is in near perfect condition. Go figure. 4. If the place offers adult movies on their TVs, and you decide to watch one and it seems like the action is occurring in a room that looks a whole lot like yours, consider writing off the rest of the evening, packing up, and quickly riding on down the road. If you dont, not only might you become an accidental adult film star, but you might also discover that some of these reality based adult films feature haints that not only shouldnt be filmed, but probably shouldnt even be allowed outdoors in the daylight. Just my opinion, though. And there you have it. Practical guidelines for keeping a fleabag joint out of your moteling future. Id write more, but Im doing this on a laptop computer out on the road, and this motel Im staying in is charging me a dollar a minute for electricity, and dont even ask me about the eight dollar rolls of toilet paper.....
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